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We stepped out into the first snow we've seen this year and started a full out tribal dance / drum show which was liberally participated in by all the smokers freezing their asses off out front. Even the doormen started to move with the beat...though they looked rather like albino gorillas trying to avoid stepping on the cold ground. Well enough.

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1:30pm rolls around and we find ourselves in a rather rough state. Angie is still decidedly drunk, and the two Hungarians look like someone is routinely bouncing a hammer off their skulls...I however, came out unscathed from the whole ordeal and corralled us into a pancake Sunday "brunch".

Here we stayed, gorging ourselves on all sorts of crepes and deserts for a full 2 hours. Before we finally packed up for the day (at this point, about 4:30pm) Sabi made a point of stealing the absurdly small salt shaker.

Note of advice: Do not call Hungarians, "Gypsies" This is not a funny joke to them, and I very nearly lost two new friends over it. Let them take as they will, and never, ever call them Gypsies!

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Angie Pants said...

Point of interest: Sabi also cajolled Angie into stealing the absurdly small pepper shaker. It's still in her backpack. Hungarians, we have discovered, have absolutely no qualms about theft. They steal everything and don't even feel bad about walking out on a bill. But we cannot stress enough...do not call them Gypsies!!!

Jake Orr said...

haha, you have gotten slack and comfortable in your Canadian Gypsy calling ways my friend. Our Jewish Gypsy friend has lulled us into a false sense of complacency.

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you bunch of drunks

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hahaha, speaking of Gypsies, guess who I saw the other day?

Guess who also paid for my tea?

It was like something had taken over him.

... terrifying.

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what...when did you see the Gypsy?

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